The Sex Record Book
The Sex Record Book is the long-awaited document for people who believe their love life deserves official records, stamps, entries, and a touch of bureaucracy too.
It is ceremoniously issued at the moment virginity is lost and, from that day on, becomes the main archive of romantic feats, awkward victories, and memorable accomplishments.
Inside, you will find entries for milestone events, partner reviews, notes on new discoveries, unlocked categories, and well-earned achievements for contributions to the development of interpersonal relations.
From now on, you will finally have documented proof to show your friends.
This is not just a joke. It is a new standard for documenting adult life. Because if we already have employment records, medical records, and academic transcripts, why are personal achievements still nowhere to be officially documented?
The Sex Record Book helps you:
♥ preserve the history of legendary dates
♥ collect reviews from grateful participants
♥ track your progress across categories